We Send Clever, Creative Packages Through the Post...
To Get Your Business Noticed
It’s called Lumpy Mail.
It’s unexpected. It’s strategic. And it gets results.
Smart, creative campaigns you can send tomorrow.
Designed to get attention, start conversations, and make your brand unforgettable.
You don’t need a big budget or a design team.
You just need an idea that lands.
What is Lumpy Mail??
It’s Physical Marketing That Sparks a Reaction.
Lumpy Mail isn’t flat, forgettable post....
It’s creative, 3D, curiosity - triggering mail designed to land on someone’s desk... and in their memory.
We pair unexpected objects with smart messaging to stir emotion, get attention, and start conversations.
Fun? Yes!!!
But this is strategy, not gimmicks.
Why it works
Emails Get Ignored
This Gets Opened, Shared, and Talked About.
1. It Disrupts the Routine
People don’t expect it, so they pay attention
2. It Sparks Emotion
Curiosity, surprise, delight = action
3. It Creates Connection
A memorable moment builds instant rapport
WHO IT'S FOR
For Brands Who Refuse to Be Forgotten!
Solo founder or scaling fast? If you’re ready to show up unapologetically, clever, and creatively — you’re in the right place.
Sales Teams
Brand Launches
Re-engaging Cold Leads
Client Gifting
Retention & Loyalty
If you’re bold enough to send something that makes people feel something… you’re in the right place.
Work With Me
Different Businesses, Different Budgets, One Goal... Impact!
Spark It Yourself
Ready-to-Go Campaigns
Done-for-You Magic
Book Dana
DIY inspiration & instant ideas
Proven campaigns you can grab and go
Custom campaigns that cut through
Strategic brain.
Creative firepower.
Perfect for:
Creators, solopreneurs, and curious minds
Perfect for:
Anyone short on time but big on ambition
Perfect for:
Brands who want to show up with wow
Perfect for:
Stuck ideas, messy messaging, or marketing that’s “meh”
Use our tools, prompts & downloads to do it your way
Choose a pre-made concept and send it as-is or tweak to suit
We create everything — from idea to impact
Free 20-min clarity call or paid Power Hour (£179)
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“You didn’t just help us send a package...
You helped us land the meeting, start the conversation, and win the deal.”
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